my fav beer quotes

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

"Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink."

"I drink to make other people interesting."

"He was a wise man who invented beer."

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."

Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long."

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

"Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!"

"Beer that is not drunk had missed its vocation."

I work until beer o’clock."

"If beer and women aren't the answer, then you're asking the wrong questions."

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."

“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”

“Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.”

I never met a pub I didn't like.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

finally the best reason to drink beer...too good....


"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

salaam mumbai

its a city where pple are fond of running around(at least they give this impression).....
stale smell all around......crumbling infrastructure......irrational real estate prices.....nothing seems good about this city....
the endless comparisions between delhi and mumbai will never end.....
best part of 1st yr in mumbai was spent cribbin bout the city.....nvr endin traffic jams.....peculiar way of mumbaikars to call others with a cheap kiss-like act.....mumbai way of talkin.....everything...
but mumbai grows on u with time....though all wrong things bout mumbai will stay...but still mumbai makes u wanna stay back
2 yrs spent in mumbai surely were special...
rains at band stand....
sizzlers at carter road....
train journeys to colaba....
beer and cheese toast at mondy's..... egg naan and panner bhurji at bade miyan....
karaoke at tunga....
killin hours at ccd powai...
taking a leak at hilton...
jumbo king vada pao...
cutting and vada pao outside nitie gate....
poison and enigma....
smokin joe's pizzas
happy hours at pop tates.... :)
late nite rides to bandra...
bewdaa nite outs....
hiranandani....

one nite stand!!!

Her kiss tells me it's goodbye
Just like nothing happened last night
But if I had one chance
I'd do it all over again

One night stand I don't think she's coming back for more

Now I'm left up in my lonely room
She left behind her magic and her perfume
I never thought that it could be this good
one nite stand...now she is gone for her good

Its so odd to believe that she is gone
she wont even think bout ringin my phone
But if I had one chance
I'd do it all over again

Baby like a blind man I rushed in
Now do I have the right to ask you,
Will you be coming back again?

One night stand but I'd do it all again for sure